In this whimsical nighttime adventure, the narrator recounts wrestling bears and running from fathers while lamenting a lack of WiâFi, then describing how owls swoop down to snip hair, mad deer shimmy-shammy around like theyâre drunk, coyotes flash their eyes in packs, and a big spider delights at a flashlightâs glow; a nearby ladyâs misstep with her car leads to her frantic yells at nightfall, while the narrator sleeps on guard; later he encounters a huge porcupine that can chew tires, yet the real scare comes from a sign proclaiming âBeware Of Bear,â which finally tops all his other wild encounters.






















