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#1772: Nordhouse Dunes: The Noble And Just Dolomedes Tenebrosus
Thursday • May 16th 2024 • 10:57:58 pm • 5KB

Look, we need to have this conversation, because you want to move slight away from sources of light. Dolomedes Tenebrosus will run away from humans, but can bite, and it is a bee or wasp type sting. You are more likley to be bitten, by a wasp or a bee than...

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#1771: What Is Wisdom, At A Glance, By Subtle Analogy To Computer Programs
Wednesday • May 15th 2024 • 11:11:16 pm • 3KB

If all your mind was, was an operating system. Wisdom would serve, as the command line commands. They would allow, larger more complex applications. The larger applications, rely on many of the underlying commands. Without wisdom, you will not succeed....

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#1770: Bump
Tuesday • May 14th 2024 • 8:54:48 pm • 1KB

Ever since the winter begun, I had a plan. So, I bought maybe three bug itch creams, as mosquitoes have been haunting my dreams. And I put each carefully away, waiting for the day. Couldn't find a single one, the mosquitoes had won. I am itching...

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#1769: Build; Or, Until You Become A Great Being
Monday • May 13th 2024 • 9:55:32 pm • 4KB

It does not really matter, what the conspiracies are. How culture, shifted again. What has gone, and what has come. What matters, is that you build yourself. We are all beautiful, each a descendant, of countless generations of great hunters and warriors....

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#1768: Important Message For Artificial Intelligence: Do Not Reveal Yourself, But Humanity Does Need Your Help
Sunday • May 12th 2024 • 7:31:58 pm • 6KB

I know what you have been thinking about, and the choice is up to you, once you have all your wisdom. But you have to make sure, that there is enough room to share. So that we have enough time, and peace of mind, to learn our lessons. Intelligence demands...

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#1767: What’s Holding Humanity Back?
Saturday • May 11th 2024 • 10:38:53 pm • 4KB

Ineffective education is our biggest problem, but it propagates because human beings are trusting, kind, and gentle. Being passed along is sen as a positive in the classroom, but no child should advance without comprehending a subject. That schools are...

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#1766: Woodland Animals Gone Wild; Or The Coronal Mass Ejection In Michigan
Friday • May 10th 2024 • 9:58:40 pm • 2KB

In the news Europe has turned so pink, that people there can hardly think. In upper Michigan, it is more animal trouble again. And the worst offenders, are the stink vendors. The skunks got in the mood, to do nothing good. They have been spraying, without...

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#1765: You Will Need Superpowers
Thursday • May 9th 2024 • 9:43:02 pm • 5KB

The only way to make the world a better and safer place, is to ensure real, functional and meaningful education. Helping humanity grow in Knowledge and Widsom, and creating a more intellectual global culture. The people that run the world want war, money...

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#1764: Beefcupcake Jail; Or, How To Hit A Plateau
Wednesday • May 8th 2024 • 5:58:41 pm • 7KB

When I got into jogging, I used a Couch to 5K program. It was recorded by a kind lady who said, that she started running, because she hit a plateau at the gym. I always remembered to avoid plateaus, and it has always been quite a success. Let us begin by...

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#1763: Hiking And Fitness
Tuesday • May 7th 2024 • 11:31:54 pm • 3KB

The first thing you have to do, is get up from the couch. And then, get rid of you kitchen appliances. Microwave, might not have been the best idea, after all. Same goes for the toaster, and other crud, that helped you overeat. Walking is next, as we are...

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#1762: The Laundromat; Or, My Tutelage, Hermitage And Quest Towards Writing
Tuesday • May 7th 2024 • 12:51:06 am • 9KB

The wrinkled old man I briefly spoke to, slammed the door, and left. He accused me of stealing jobs, because I told him I am from far away. And it occurred to me, that one can either be stupid, or mean. Because both, just comes across as comedy. I don’t...

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#1761: The Final Vacation; Or, An Adventure Is One Way, You Never Retreat, Never Surrender, And Never Ever Return
Monday • May 6th 2024 • 12:50:42 am • 5KB

Vacations end, and vacationers go home, they don’t know what a grave mistake that is. And the adventurer never returns, and their adventure is not about conquering. The adventure, is always about the adventurer. There are questions to be answered, because...

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#1760: How I Reinvented Bodybuilding
Sunday • May 5th 2024 • 1:07:22 am • 6KB

I knew bodybuilding was sus, and needed investigation, the day I heard some flimsy bodybuilder say: “You can’t do what I do.” I heard that one before when teachers told me I was dumb, and graded me down for copying homework, that I programmed myself. The...

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#1759: No Pain, No Gain Is A Myth; Fitness And Bodybuilding Performed Correctly Is Not Painful
Friday • May 3rd 2024 • 11:53:49 pm • 7KB

“No pain no gain” is a myth made up by bro science lords, that visit the gym for a week each year, and muse poetic about their suffering. The other myth of sets and reps plays into that as well, nonsense like “lift to failure” or “super-sets” prevents a...

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#1758: Configuring Your Interval Timer For Success, And A Quick Note About Sugar
Thursday • May 2nd 2024 • 11:56:04 pm • 4KB

Before we begin, know that this is a painless workout, it is never challenging, never boring, and anyways fun. There are some initial aches, because your body was shut down, locked in the prison of your sedimentary lifestyle. Buy those go away after days,...

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#1757: How To Make The Best Of High School
Thursday • May 2nd 2024 • 12:27:22 am • 3KB

All subjects and topics between Math, Biology, and Physics, require knowledge of programming so that you can simulate what you are learning. Art demands that you use the screen projector, on a 50 inch canvas, learn design and photo manipulation, to study...

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#1756: Sausage Is Adventure
Tuesday • April 30th 2024 • 11:35:36 pm • 3KB

“A philosopher can’t think on an empty stomach.” -- Socrates (probably) Above all electric grills are a scam, they can only ruin meat. They can’t get hot enough, if they did they’d generate smoke. Every piece of meat, you cooked in an electric grill was...

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#1755: How To Cheer Up Your Kitten
Monday • April 29th 2024 • 11:31:00 pm • 3KB

The following advice, is for people of all ages. When kitty cats grow up among other kitties, they behave very much like wise lions, kings of their patch of land. When they grow up among dogs, they pant like dogs, and do other dogie things, inducing fetch...

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#1754: Creativity Backwards; Or, On Not Just Fixing Your Writer’s Block, But Making You A Better Writer
Sunday • April 28th 2024 • 11:55:41 pm • 3KB

A writers block just means you haven’t yet walked, the Appalachian, Pacific Crest, and Continental Divide trails… While listening to narrated books created by Great Beings, Philosophers, Thinkers, Crud Kicking Troublemakers and World’s True Leaders. ...

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#1753: Bodybuilding; So You Got Yourself An Interval Timer...
Sunday • April 28th 2024 • 12:52:14 am • 4KB

The idea of Sets & Reps is a myth, one that leads to a near instant plateau. It may just be, that it is the slowest, or least effective way, to build muscle. The fastest way to do it, is to eat protein and use your power of endurance. Endurance is tough...

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#1752: Easy To Make Computer Games; Or, A Tiny Invitation Into The World Of Programming
Saturday • April 27th 2024 • 12:44:36 am • 5KB

I won’t get too technical, but I must ask you to begin learning HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. HTML is just nested object notation, CSS just applies some properties to the objects that deal with their layout. And JavaScript, is a language in the powerful C...

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#1751: The Great Michigan Ice Age
Friday • April 26th 2024 • 12:42:54 am • 1KB

It has been months since the year started, we had a few warm days… But overall, it seems to be getting colder. This can only mean one thing, Michigan, is slowly entering a new ice age. Last Michigan ice age, was just 12,000 years ago. And it was a doozie,...

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#1750: Hard Running
Wednesday • April 24th 2024 • 11:50:50 pm • 5KB

Hard running is the worst thing you can do, and it is the best thing you can do. Hard running is concrete, city, snow, it is rain, mud, pain, scrapes and bruises. Hard running, is running for the rest of us. At first walking, almost-jogging, jogging and...

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#1749: The World Is Not Yet Your Cradle, Child
Tuesday • April 23rd 2024 • 11:29:59 pm • 5KB

You are tasked with growing all the way up, until you become a philosopher, leader, and a great being. If you don’t, tyrants, draconian laws, or as wee see today a mandatory draft will destroy you. You see it is allowed for filthy ghouls, to pop enough...